Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
Like a hatchet between the eyes.
Woe betide the one-dimensional hangdogs. The standard model makes one gag. An accumulation of long-festering multi-purpose malignance barreling right over drawn assumptions. That's always exciting.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.