Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
Clunky declaratives and stray scribblings.
Tout a discredited yarn amid a flurry of flashbulbs. Gleeful blasphemies. Eschew erstwhile machinations and whip up some heady eruptions. Shitcan safeguards and oversight mechanisms, adopt a shield of brutality. Okay, no need to be a clit about it.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.