Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
The high-and-lonesome omnisexual.
Awash with dilapidated doubts run afoul. Merry platitudes blow hot and cold. Makes you feel like hell and you'll never know why. Oops, sewed extra heads onto happily ejaculating hedgehogs. Mid-coital. People staring. Nope, no context for you.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.