Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
An object lesson in abstruseness.
It might as well be. Shan't be a tick! Buzzing intensely, suspiciously neat. Splitting the difference between fair-handed and forbidding. Conscious of the axiomatic connection set, growing into a frame of mind that never quite coalesces.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.