Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
The pilfered bits that fit the conceit.
Garishly elaborate with a punishing insistence. Disentangling barely submerged angles that sublimate hilariously unlikely latitudes. An excruciating candidness with a narcotic pull all their own. Some people value that in others.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.