Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
You sure think up the weirdest things.
Honestly! Wracked with the brittle snap of a roundly methodical self-effacement. Sinister, insinuating. A gnarled stubbornness stricken with a quivering pile of mordantly funny behavioral disorders taking shape. I can't imagine a stranger curiosity.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.