Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
A free-floating non-entity.
Just shards and ashes, subsequently shaped by example. Low-risk, low-yield. Nothing if not indecipherable. Middling and all too forgiving, edging towards lurid delusions littered with personal failures made to look okay. Didn't see that one coming.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.