Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
The reach exceeding the grasp.
Perfect for its context. Finding a level of success that's right for you. The requisite undercurrents of finality liquefying your coochie. Warring aspects of bloodless abstractions wandering about fully, preying on one another. Heavy on compromise.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.