Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
A vile display of unwavering resolve.
Re-envisioned with a viciousness. Delicious revulsion plainly visible. Given to unpleasantries of various kinds, enough to fill a universe. Predicated on the notion that once you acknowledge it bothers you, you're fuckered.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.