Inscrutable pageantries of absurdity written in penis dribble.
Circling the drain.
Not this shit again. The grand sprawl of missed opportunities presents itself. Neatly structured, brutally tasteful. A safety net of nonchalance is always preferable. Base no actions on certainty. Harbor tender defenses where appropriate.
Humorless curmudgeon. Dandy, vagabond, sexpot to the hilt. A carefully considered complexity creaking under the weight of cutesy heartsick coos and disfigured jelly dongs carousing the delicate swarms of dream-logic ganglia or whatever.